{"product_id":"effin-birds-2026-wall-calendar","title":"Effin' Birds 2026 Wall Calendar","description":"Are you in need of some swear therapy? Look no further than this delightfully profane 2026 wall calendar, filled with funny (and ferocious!) foul-mouthed fowls.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year.\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Features include:  12\" x 12\" (12\" x 24\" open)  Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging  Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink  Planning spread for September–December 2025  Spans January–December 2026  Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders  Official major world holidays and observances  Moon phases, based on Universal Time  Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings ","brand":"Andrews McMeel Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51456280920411,"sku":"9781524898014","price":16.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/suomalainen-test.myshopify.com\/products\/effin-birds-2026-wall-calendar","provider":"Suomalainen Test","version":"1.0","type":"link"}